What our other clients say about us:
Skip the $200K+ Growth Hire (Or PM, Designer, Data Scientist...)"
We Grow with You
From "Are we even making money?" to "VCs won't stop calling"
We're your growth wingman for the whole journey.
Fast Work
48-hour turnaround.
While your competitors are still writing job descriptions for their "Senior Analytics Hire."
GA Analytics Done
Today, 11:08AM
New Call Booked!
Today, 02:28PM
Unlimited Everything
Treat us like your co-founder who actually knows growth.
Strategic insights, not just "here's your chart, sir.
Hey, Report Ready?
Automated the process and left some notes on the pitch too.
Seamless collaboration
Slack us at 2am with a random growth idea.
We'll build experiments and probably send memes back.
What Services do you provide though?
Think of the AARRR metrics: ACQUISITION: Content experiments, paid ads optimization, SEO/GEO/PR strategy, partnership channels, landing page conversion. ACTIVATION User onboarding flows, time-to-value optimization, progressive feature disclosure, activation email sequences. RETENTION Churn prediction models, re-engagement campaigns, feature adoption analysis, cancellation flow optimization. REFERRAL Viral loop engineering, incentive structure testing, community building, ambassador programs. REVENUE Pricing optimization, upsell/cross-sell systems, payment optimization, customer segmentation. BUSINESS OPS VC pitch deck creation, investor introductions, board report automation, executive hiring/sourcing, financial modeling, fundraising strategy. Complete growth system across every metric investors and founders care about. One team, all problems solved.
Why choose us?
Better: Get a $2M+ caliber retention team (ex-FAANG) for startup budget. No politics, no "let's see if this improves NPS" meetings.
Faster: 48-hour churn diagnosis vs 6+ months to hire someone who might actually understand why customers leave.
Cheaper: Complete growth system vs hiring 6+ specialists (retention PM, data scientist, designer, growth marketer, analyst, copywriter) at $400K+ combined salaries.
Costs Less Than Your Worst Hire.
More ROI Than Your Best.
Whether you're a new client or a long-time partner, we're here to help. Below are answers to the most common questions.
💸 Down to Business
Why not hire full-time?
Senior growth hire = $200K+ salary, 6-month hiring hell, benefits, equity, And that's all for a single hire - not a whole team like us. We deliver same expertise in 48 hours for way less cash and zero drama. 💡 Bonus: Section 174 R&D compliance handled automatically Local $200K analyst = $280K+ with tax burden. Our solution includes full R&D documentation and no tax headaches.
What about urgent requests?
🛠 Getting Started
How fast do you actually deliver results?
Most stuff done in 48 hours. Big projects? You get updates every 48 hours so you're not sitting there wondering wtf is happening.
What do you need from us to get started?
How will we work together?
😬 Concerns & Objections
What if our data is completely messed up?
Even better. Fixing disasters is where I make you the most money.
What if we’re pre-revenue?
Do you work with small teams?
🧠 Founder Psychology
Will this be just another expensive dashboard?
Hell no. I'm not here to make pretty charts. I'm here to find money you're losing and plug the leaks.
Are you available on weekends?
Are you going to be pushy or talk down to us?
🔒 Tech & Trust
We use [X obscure tool] — can you still help?
Unless it's literally an abacus, probably yes. And if your current tool sucks, I'll tell you what to use instead.