Vyrrah Labs
I Spent $30K Learning What Doesn't Work
(So You Don't Have To)
We're a plug-and-play growth squad: PM + DS + UX + A/B testing – we help you ship 10x faster and validate what actually drives revenue.
Ex-Taboola R&D. Ex-VC. Second-time founder who's tired of watching smart founders make the same expensive mistakes.
Ex-Taboola R&D Lead (200 M+ users),
Ex-VC. Ex-Founder who's tired of
watching smart founders make
dumb data decisions.
Vyrrah Labs
If I don't find at least $10K in monthly growth waste, dinner's on me.
Meet the Leader:
Hi, I'm Godwin (with the 1 good photo I have):
UCLA Stats Grad (Class of 2019) — so yeah, I actually know numbers, not just Excel.
Ex-VC Analyst — I know exactly what questions will make you sweat in investor meetings.
Ex-R&D Lead @ Taboola — scaled insights for 200M+ users without losing my mind.
Startup Consultant — SaaS, fintech, DTC - if your data's a mess, I'm the best one to call.
More Info: Connect with me on LinkedIn
Want receipts? Read the Full Case Studies Here
You're just growing too slowly
Tell me if this sounds familiar:
🩸 You Acquire 100 Customers, Lose 25 Next Month Your acquisition is working. Your retention is killing you. You're on a $50K/month treadmill just to stay flat while competitors fix this problem.
📊 Your Happy Customers Never Refer Anyone NPS of 8/10 but 0% referral rate? You're leaving $30K+/month in free growth on the table while burning cash on ads that barely convert.
🛣️ You Build Features for Users Who Churn Anyway Your loudest users complain, you build what they want, they leave anyway. Meanwhile, your quiet high-value customers wanted something completely different.
Your competitors fixed this 6 months ago. You’re funding them every day you ignore it.
Skip the $200K+ Growth Hire (Or PM, Designer, Data Scientist...)"
We deliver complete churn elimination, referral system design, and growth experimentation that actually moves revenue - not vanity metrics.
We Growth with You
From "Are we even making money?" to "VCs won't stop calling"
We're your growth wingman for the whole journey.
+42%
+42%
+42%
Fast Work
48-hour turnaround.
While your competitors are still writing job descriptions for their "Senior Analytics Hire."
GA Analytics Done
Today, 11:08AM
New Call Booked!
Today, 02:28PM
GA Analytics Done
Today, 11:08AM
New Call Booked!
Today, 02:28PM
GA Analytics Done
Today, 11:08AM
New Call Booked!
Today, 02:28PM
Unlimited Everything
Treat us like your co-founder who actually knows growth.
Strategic insights, not just "here's your chart, sir.
Hey, Report Ready?
Automated the process and left some notes on the pitch too.
Hey, Report Ready?
Automated the process and left some notes on the pitch too.
Hey, Report Ready?
Automated the process and left some notes on the pitch too.
Seamless collaboration
Slack us at 2am with a random growth idea.
We'll build experiments and probably send memes back.
What Services do you provide though?
What You Get (But Not Limited To): 1) Churn elimination & retention strategy - stop losing customers you paid $5K+ to acquire, build cancellation flows that recover 40% of churning users. 2) Referral system design - turn happy customers into your unpaid sales team, build viral loops worth $20K+/month in free acquisition. 3) A/B testing everything - retention flows, referral incentives, cancellation surveys (systematic experimentation, not gut feelings about why people leave). 4) Revenue leak detection - find the $10K+ you're hemorrhaging monthly through broken funnels and poor retention triggers. 5) Customer lifecycle optimization - figure out why people buy, why they stay, why they refer, and why they leave. 6) Growth dashboards that matter - track retention cohorts and referral attribution, ignore vanity metrics that hide churn problems. 7) Acquisition experiments - paid ads, content, partnerships (but only after we stop the revenue bleeding). 8) Investor-ready retention metrics that make VCs fight over your predictable revenue streams.
What Services do you provide though?
What You Get (But Not Limited To): 1) Churn elimination & retention strategy - stop losing customers you paid $5K+ to acquire, build cancellation flows that recover 40% of churning users. 2) Referral system design - turn happy customers into your unpaid sales team, build viral loops worth $20K+/month in free acquisition. 3) A/B testing everything - retention flows, referral incentives, cancellation surveys (systematic experimentation, not gut feelings about why people leave). 4) Revenue leak detection - find the $10K+ you're hemorrhaging monthly through broken funnels and poor retention triggers. 5) Customer lifecycle optimization - figure out why people buy, why they stay, why they refer, and why they leave. 6) Growth dashboards that matter - track retention cohorts and referral attribution, ignore vanity metrics that hide churn problems. 7) Acquisition experiments - paid ads, content, partnerships (but only after we stop the revenue bleeding). 8) Investor-ready retention metrics that make VCs fight over your predictable revenue streams.
What Services do you provide though?
What You Get (But Not Limited To): 1) Churn elimination & retention strategy - stop losing customers you paid $5K+ to acquire, build cancellation flows that recover 40% of churning users. 2) Referral system design - turn happy customers into your unpaid sales team, build viral loops worth $20K+/month in free acquisition. 3) A/B testing everything - retention flows, referral incentives, cancellation surveys (systematic experimentation, not gut feelings about why people leave). 4) Revenue leak detection - find the $10K+ you're hemorrhaging monthly through broken funnels and poor retention triggers. 5) Customer lifecycle optimization - figure out why people buy, why they stay, why they refer, and why they leave. 6) Growth dashboards that matter - track retention cohorts and referral attribution, ignore vanity metrics that hide churn problems. 7) Acquisition experiments - paid ads, content, partnerships (but only after we stop the revenue bleeding). 8) Investor-ready retention metrics that make VCs fight over your predictable revenue streams.
Why are you valuable?
Why are you valuable?
Why are you valuable?
Why choose us?
Better: Get a $2M+ caliber retention team (ex-FAANG) for startup budget. No politics, no "let's see if this improves NPS" meetings.
Faster: 48-hour churn diagnosis vs 6+ months to hire someone who might actually understand why customers leave.
Cheaper: $84K annually vs $750K+ salary + benefits + equity drama for retention hire who's never fixed 20%+ monthly churn.
Meet the Leader:
Hi, I'm Godwin (with the 1 good photo I have):
UCLA Stats Grad (Class of 2019) — so yeah, I actually know why your retention data is lying to you.
Ex-VC Analyst — I know exactly what churn metrics will make investors run away screaming.
Ex-R&D Lead @ Taboola — scaled retention insights for 200M+ users, watched billions in revenue leak through broken funnels.
Churn Recovery Specialist — SaaS, D2C, any business - if customers are leaving faster than you can replace them, I'm your guy.
More Info: Connect with me on LinkedIn
Want receipts? Read the Full Case Studies Here
Here's some my previous clients:
Vyrrah Labs found we were losing $340K annually to fixable churn issues. That one insight funded our entire growth team
Lance Reis
CEO @ Revo (B2B SaaS)
They cleaned up a year of absolute chaos in our Mixpanel data in one week. Our Series A deck went from cringe to clean.
Kazi Mizan
Founder @ Vault (Fintech)
Our board finally stopped roasting us about CAC after Vyrrah Labs rebuilt our dashboards. We raised $5M a month later.
Ryan Hoffman
COO @ Alto (Consumer Tech)
We thought our retention was 80%. It was actually 26%. Vyrrah Labs caught it before our lead investor could roast us alive
Ashley Nicole
Co-founder @ Strive (Marketplace)
Vyrrah Labs found we were losing $340K annually to fixable churn issues. That one insight funded our entire growth team
Lance Reis
CEO @ Revo (B2B SaaS)
They cleaned up a year of absolute chaos in our Mixpanel data in one week. Our Series A deck went from cringe to clean.
Kazi Mizan
Founder @ Vault (Fintech)
Our board finally stopped roasting us about CAC after Vyrrah Labs rebuilt our dashboards. We raised $5M a month later.
Ryan Hoffman
COO @ Alto (Consumer Tech)
We thought our retention was 80%. It was actually 26%. Vyrrah Labs caught it before our lead investor could roast us alive
Ashley Nicole
Co-founder @ Strive (Marketplace)
Vyrrah Labs found we were losing $340K annually to fixable churn issues. That one insight funded our entire growth team
Lance Reis
CEO @ Revo (B2B SaaS)
They cleaned up a year of absolute chaos in our Mixpanel data in one week. Our Series A deck went from cringe to clean.
Kazi Mizan
Founder @ Vault (Fintech)
Our board finally stopped roasting us about CAC after Vyrrah Labs rebuilt our dashboards. We raised $5M a month later.
Ryan Hoffman
COO @ Alto (Consumer Tech)
We thought our retention was 80%. It was actually 26%. Vyrrah Labs caught it before our lead investor could roast us alive
Ashley Nicole
Co-founder @ Strive (Marketplace)
Costs Less Than Your Worst Hire.
More ROI Than Your Best.
Dedicated Team
Your own scalable growth team on a monthly subscription.
$7000
/month
Average 48-hour turnaround
End-to-end growth strategy + execution
Pause or cancel anytime
Try it for a week — 75% refund if it's not for you
Dedicated Team
Your own scalable growth team on a monthly subscription.
$7000
/month
Average 48-hour turnaround
End-to-end growth strategy + execution
Pause or cancel anytime
Try it for a week — 75% refund if it's not for you
Dedicated Team
Your own scalable growth team on a monthly subscription.
$7000
/month
Average 48-hour turnaround
End-to-end growth strategy + execution
Pause or cancel anytime
Try it for a week — 75% refund if it's not for you
If I don't find at least $10K in monthly growth waste in 15 minutes, dinner's on me.
Either way, you win.
If I don't save you at least $50K in the first 60 days,
Nobu dinner is on me. Either way, you win.
Your questions, answered
Whether you're a new client or a long-time partner, we're here to help. Below are answers to the most common questions.
💸 Down to Business
Why not hire full-time?
Senior growth hire = $200K+ salary, 6-month hiring hell, benefits, equity, And that's all for a single hire - not a whole team like us. We deliver same expertise in 48 hours for way less cash and zero drama. 💡 Bonus: Section 174 R&D compliance handled automatically Local $200K analyst = $280K+ with tax burden. Our solution includes full R&D documentation and no tax headaches.
Why not hire full-time?
Senior growth hire = $200K+ salary, 6-month hiring hell, benefits, equity, And that's all for a single hire - not a whole team like us. We deliver same expertise in 48 hours for way less cash and zero drama. 💡 Bonus: Section 174 R&D compliance handled automatically Local $200K analyst = $280K+ with tax burden. Our solution includes full R&D documentation and no tax headaches.
Why not hire full-time?
Senior growth hire = $200K+ salary, 6-month hiring hell, benefits, equity, And that's all for a single hire - not a whole team like us. We deliver same expertise in 48 hours for way less cash and zero drama. 💡 Bonus: Section 174 R&D compliance handled automatically Local $200K analyst = $280K+ with tax burden. Our solution includes full R&D documentation and no tax headaches.
Will you understand my business?
Will you understand my business?
Will you understand my business?
What about urgent requests?
What about urgent requests?
What about urgent requests?
How's this different from consultants?
How's this different from consultants?
How's this different from consultants?
What if it doesn't work?
What if it doesn't work?
What if it doesn't work?
🛠 Getting Started
How fast do you actually deliver results?
Most stuff done in 48 hours. Big projects? You get updates every 48 hours so you're not sitting there wondering wtf is happening.
How fast do you actually deliver results?
Most stuff done in 48 hours. Big projects? You get updates every 48 hours so you're not sitting there wondering wtf is happening.
How fast do you actually deliver results?
Most stuff done in 48 hours. Big projects? You get updates every 48 hours so you're not sitting there wondering wtf is happening.
What do you need from us to get started?
What do you need from us to get started?
What do you need from us to get started?
How will we work together?
How will we work together?
How will we work together?
😬 Concerns & Objections
What if our data is completely messed up?
Even better. Fixing disasters is where I make you the most money.
What if our data is completely messed up?
Even better. Fixing disasters is where I make you the most money.
What if our data is completely messed up?
Even better. Fixing disasters is where I make you the most money.
Will you judge our terrible tracking setup?
Will you judge our terrible tracking setup?
Will you judge our terrible tracking setup?
What if we’re pre-revenue?
What if we’re pre-revenue?
What if we’re pre-revenue?
Do you work with small teams?
Do you work with small teams?
Do you work with small teams?
🧠 Founder Psychology
Will this be just another expensive dashboard?
Hell no. I'm not here to make pretty charts. I'm here to find money you're losing and plug the leaks.
Will this be just another expensive dashboard?
Hell no. I'm not here to make pretty charts. I'm here to find money you're losing and plug the leaks.
Will this be just another expensive dashboard?
Hell no. I'm not here to make pretty charts. I'm here to find money you're losing and plug the leaks.
Are you available on weekends?
Are you available on weekends?
Are you available on weekends?
Are you going to be pushy or talk down to us?
Are you going to be pushy or talk down to us?
Are you going to be pushy or talk down to us?
🔒 Tech & Trust
We use [X obscure tool] — can you still help?
Unless it's literally an abacus, probably yes. And if your current tool sucks, I'll tell you what to use instead.
We use [X obscure tool] — can you still help?
Unless it's literally an abacus, probably yes. And if your current tool sucks, I'll tell you what to use instead.
We use [X obscure tool] — can you still help?
Unless it's literally an abacus, probably yes. And if your current tool sucks, I'll tell you what to use instead.
Our metrics are confidential. Can we trust you?
Our metrics are confidential. Can we trust you?
Our metrics are confidential. Can we trust you?
Stop Missing out on Growth
I'll find your $10K growth leak in 15 minutes — or you owe me nothing.
Stop Missing out on Growth
I'll find your $10K growth leak in 15 minutes — or you owe me nothing.
Stop Missing out on Growth
I'll find your $10K growth leak in 15 minutes — or you owe me nothing.