Vyrrah Labs
Your Analytics Are Burning $50K/Month. I'll Prove It In 15 Minutes.
Ex-Taboola R&D Lead (200 M+ users), Ex-VC. Ex-Founder who's tired of watching smart founders make dumb data decisions.
Ex-Taboola R&D Lead (200 M+ users),
Ex-VC. Ex-Founder who's tired of
watching smart founders make
dumb data decisions.
2 spots left for July
2 spots left for July
Already Found $50K+ Leaks for 37 Founders
UCLA, USC, YC-backed teams
Vyrrah Labs
If I don't find at least $50K in leaks, dinner at Nobu is on me
Your Data Is Costing You Money
Tell me if this sounds familiar:
💸 You're Scaling Paid Ads — But Half of It's Useless You're spending $20K/month, but ask your team what's actually converting, and it gets real quiet.
🔁 Your Retention Looks Fine — Until You Zoom In Dashboard says 70%. Reality? They came back once, didn't convert, and ghosted. That's not retention, that's noise.
🚢 Your Team's Shipping Blind Your PM's roadmap is a guess. Growth tests are gut calls. Everyone's building, no one knows what's driving revenue.
😰 Your Investors Ask for a Report and You Panic "Show us CAC by channel and retention by cohort." You open dashboards. It's chaos. What should take 5 minutes ruins your weekend.
Your competitors figured this out 6 months ago. You're literally paying them to beat you.
Skip the $150K+ analytics hire.
We deliver complete analytics infrastructure, growth dashboards, and strategic insights that fuel your next fundraise.
We Growth with You
From "Are we even making money?" to "VCs won't stop calling"
We're your data wingman for the whole journey.
+42%
+42%
+42%
Fast AF
48-hour turnaround.
While your competitors are still writing job descriptions for their "Senior Analytics Hire."
GA Analytics Done
Today, 11:08AM
New Call Booked!
Today, 02:28PM
GA Analytics Done
Today, 11:08AM
New Call Booked!
Today, 02:28PM
GA Analytics Done
Today, 11:08AM
New Call Booked!
Today, 02:28PM
Unlimited Everything
Treat us like your co-founder who actually knows data.
Strategic insights, not just "here's your chart, sir."
Hey, Report Ready?
Automated the process and left some notes on the pitch too.
Hey, Report Ready?
Automated the process and left some notes on the pitch too.
Hey, Report Ready?
Automated the process and left some notes on the pitch too.
Seamless collaboration
Slack us at 2am with a random idea.
We'll build them and probably send memes back.
What Services do you provide though?
What You Get (But Not Limited To): - Complete analytics setup that actually makes sense. - Product development analytics - figure out what users love, what they hate, and what makes them pay - Growth dashboards that your team will actually use (not just look pretty) - Investor-ready decks that make VCs fight over your round - Customer analytics and cohort analysis (the real stuff, not vanity metrics) - Revenue forecasting that doesn't make your CFO cry - Marketing attribution so you stop burning money on - Facebook ads that don't convert - Weekly reports that read like strategy sessions, not homework assignments
What Services do you provide though?
What You Get (But Not Limited To): - Complete analytics setup that actually makes sense. - Product development analytics - figure out what users love, what they hate, and what makes them pay - Growth dashboards that your team will actually use (not just look pretty) - Investor-ready decks that make VCs fight over your round - Customer analytics and cohort analysis (the real stuff, not vanity metrics) - Revenue forecasting that doesn't make your CFO cry - Marketing attribution so you stop burning money on - Facebook ads that don't convert - Weekly reports that read like strategy sessions, not homework assignments
What Services do you provide though?
What You Get (But Not Limited To): - Complete analytics setup that actually makes sense. - Product development analytics - figure out what users love, what they hate, and what makes them pay - Growth dashboards that your team will actually use (not just look pretty) - Investor-ready decks that make VCs fight over your round - Customer analytics and cohort analysis (the real stuff, not vanity metrics) - Revenue forecasting that doesn't make your CFO cry - Marketing attribution so you stop burning money on - Facebook ads that don't convert - Weekly reports that read like strategy sessions, not homework assignments
Why are you valuable?
Why are you valuable?
Why are you valuable?
Why choose us?
Better: Get a $2M+ caliber analytics team (ex-FAANG) for startup budget. No politics, no meetings about meetings.
Faster: 48-hour delivery vs 6+ months to hire someone who might actually know what they're doing.
Cheaper: $72K annually vs $250K+ salary + $70K+ benefits + Section 174 tax nightmare per analyst. (We're 5x cheaper and 10x less drama)
Meet the Leader:
Hi, I'm Godwin (with the 1 good photo I have):
UCLA Stats Grad (Class of 2019) — so yeah, I actually know numbers, not just Excel.
Ex-VC Analyst — I know exactly what questions will make you sweat in investor meetings.
Ex-R&D Lead @ Taboola — scaled insights for 200M+ users without losing my mind.
Startup Consultant — SaaS, fintech, DTC - if your data's a mess, I'm the best one to call.
More Info: Connect with me on LinkedIn
Want receipts? Read the Full Case Studies Here
Here's some my previous clients:
Vyrrah Labs found a $340K leak in our signup flow within 48 hours. That fix literally funded our entire Q4 growth.
Lance Reis
CEO @ Revo (B2B SaaS)
They cleaned up a year of absolute chaos in our Mixpanel data in one week. Our Series A deck went from cringe to clean.
Kazi Mizan
Founder @ Vault (Fintech)
Our board finally stopped roasting us about CAC after Vyrrah Labs rebuilt our dashboards. We raised $5M a month later.
Ryan Hoffman
COO @ Alto (Consumer Tech)
We thought our retention was 80%. It was actually 26%. Vyrrah Labs caught it before our lead investor could roast us alive
Ashley Nicole
Co-founder @ Strive (Marketplace)
Vyrrah Labs found a $340K leak in our signup flow within 48 hours. That fix literally funded our entire Q4 growth.
Lance Reis
CEO @ Revo (B2B SaaS)
They cleaned up a year of absolute chaos in our Mixpanel data in one week. Our Series A deck went from cringe to clean.
Kazi Mizan
Founder @ Vault (Fintech)
Our board finally stopped roasting us about CAC after Vyrrah Labs rebuilt our dashboards. We raised $5M a month later.
Ryan Hoffman
COO @ Alto (Consumer Tech)
We thought our retention was 80%. It was actually 26%. Vyrrah Labs caught it before our lead investor could roast us alive
Ashley Nicole
Co-founder @ Strive (Marketplace)
Vyrrah Labs found a $340K leak in our signup flow within 48 hours. That fix literally funded our entire Q4 growth.
Lance Reis
CEO @ Revo (B2B SaaS)
They cleaned up a year of absolute chaos in our Mixpanel data in one week. Our Series A deck went from cringe to clean.
Kazi Mizan
Founder @ Vault (Fintech)
Our board finally stopped roasting us about CAC after Vyrrah Labs rebuilt our dashboards. We raised $5M a month later.
Ryan Hoffman
COO @ Alto (Consumer Tech)
We thought our retention was 80%. It was actually 26%. Vyrrah Labs caught it before our lead investor could roast us alive
Ashley Nicole
Co-founder @ Strive (Marketplace)
Costs Less Than Your Worst Hire.
More ROI Than Your Best.
Dedicated Team
Your own scalable analytics team on a monthly subscription.
$6,996
/month
Average 48-hour turnaround
End to End Analytics + Strategy
Pause or cancel anytime
Try it for a week — 75% refund if it sucks
Dedicated Team
Your own scalable analytics team on a monthly subscription.
$6,996
/month
Average 48-hour turnaround
End to End Analytics + Strategy
Pause or cancel anytime
Try it for a week — 75% refund if it sucks
Dedicated Team
Your own scalable analytics team on a monthly subscription.
$6,996
/month
Average 48-hour turnaround
End to End Analytics + Strategy
Pause or cancel anytime
Try it for a week — 75% refund if it sucks
If I don't save you at least $50K in the first 60 days, Nobu dinner is on me. Either way, you win.
If I don't save you at least $50K in the first 60 days,
Nobu dinner is on me. Either way, you win.
Your questions, answered
Whether you're a new client or a long-time partner, we're here to help. Below are answers to the most common questions.
💸 Down to Business
Why not hire full-time?
Senior analyst = $200K+ salary, 6-month hiring hell, benefits, equity, plus they'll probably quit after a year anyway. We deliver same expertise in 48 hours for way less cash and zero drama. 💡 Bonus: Section 174 R&D compliance handled automatically Local $200K analyst = $280K+ with tax burden. Our solution includes full R&D documentation and no tax headaches.
Why not hire full-time?
Senior analyst = $200K+ salary, 6-month hiring hell, benefits, equity, plus they'll probably quit after a year anyway. We deliver same expertise in 48 hours for way less cash and zero drama. 💡 Bonus: Section 174 R&D compliance handled automatically Local $200K analyst = $280K+ with tax burden. Our solution includes full R&D documentation and no tax headaches.
Why not hire full-time?
Senior analyst = $200K+ salary, 6-month hiring hell, benefits, equity, plus they'll probably quit after a year anyway. We deliver same expertise in 48 hours for way less cash and zero drama. 💡 Bonus: Section 174 R&D compliance handled automatically Local $200K analyst = $280K+ with tax burden. Our solution includes full R&D documentation and no tax headaches.
Will you understand my business?
Will you understand my business?
Will you understand my business?
What about urgent requests?
What about urgent requests?
What about urgent requests?
How's this different from consultants?
How's this different from consultants?
How's this different from consultants?
What if it doesn't work?
What if it doesn't work?
What if it doesn't work?
🛠 Getting Started
How fast do you actually deliver results?
Most stuff done in 48 hours. Big projects? You get updates every 48 hours so you're not sitting there wondering wtf is happening.
How fast do you actually deliver results?
Most stuff done in 48 hours. Big projects? You get updates every 48 hours so you're not sitting there wondering wtf is happening.
How fast do you actually deliver results?
Most stuff done in 48 hours. Big projects? You get updates every 48 hours so you're not sitting there wondering wtf is happening.
What do you need from us to get started?
What do you need from us to get started?
What do you need from us to get started?
How will we work together?
How will we work together?
How will we work together?
😬 Concerns & Objections
What if our data is completely messed up?
Even better. Fixing disasters is where I make you the most money.
What if our data is completely messed up?
Even better. Fixing disasters is where I make you the most money.
What if our data is completely messed up?
Even better. Fixing disasters is where I make you the most money.
Will you judge our terrible tracking setup?
Will you judge our terrible tracking setup?
Will you judge our terrible tracking setup?
What if we’re pre-revenue?
What if we’re pre-revenue?
What if we’re pre-revenue?
Do you work with small teams?
Do you work with small teams?
Do you work with small teams?
🧠 Founder Psychology
Will this be just another expensive dashboard?
Hell no. I'm not here to make pretty charts. I'm here to find money you're losing and plug the leaks.
Will this be just another expensive dashboard?
Hell no. I'm not here to make pretty charts. I'm here to find money you're losing and plug the leaks.
Will this be just another expensive dashboard?
Hell no. I'm not here to make pretty charts. I'm here to find money you're losing and plug the leaks.
Are you available on weekends?
Are you available on weekends?
Are you available on weekends?
Are you going to be pushy or talk down to us?
Are you going to be pushy or talk down to us?
Are you going to be pushy or talk down to us?
🔒 Tech & Trust
We use [X obscure tool] — can you still help?
Unless it's literally an abacus, probably yes. And if your current tool sucks, I'll tell you what to use instead.
We use [X obscure tool] — can you still help?
Unless it's literally an abacus, probably yes. And if your current tool sucks, I'll tell you what to use instead.
We use [X obscure tool] — can you still help?
Unless it's literally an abacus, probably yes. And if your current tool sucks, I'll tell you what to use instead.
Our metrics are confidential. Can we trust you?
Our metrics are confidential. Can we trust you?
Our metrics are confidential. Can we trust you?
2 spots left for July
Stop Bleeding Money You Don't Even Know About
I’ll find your $50K leak in 15 minutes — or you owe me nothing.
2 spots left for July
Stop Bleeding Money You Don't Even Know About
I’ll find your $50K leak in 15 minutes — or you owe me nothing.
2 spots left for July
Stop Bleeding Money You Don't Even Know About
I’ll find your $50K leak in 15 minutes — or you owe me nothing.